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>> greg: absolutely. thank you, thank you. thank you. it is okay. thank you for the cards and flowers. happy monday everyone. joe biden has dropped out of the presidential race. we are being told that at the end of his term he will go directly to the disney hall of presidents exhibition. bidens stafford reportedly found out that he resigned on x., but to be fair, so did he. it is true that joe tweeted out his resignation later -- latter, there was no press conference or even a still photo. but a press conference said that

he can still be reached by ouija board. earlier today kamala harris gave her first public remarks since joe biden dropped out of the race and in response democrat started planning for 2028. bill and hillary clinton have already endorsed common-law for president. of the heather he has not ruled out step again if something happens to her. but this is nice, to help out bill has already offered to start interviewing interns. [applause] audley, president biden has not made a public appearance in five days. the only people who have seen him are these guys. now that all of the democratic party's hopes are riding on the

vp once again they are saying that mispronouncing her name is racist. remember it is not kamala it is idiots. [applause] the question that remains now for the biden family is this. does joe's dementia mean that hunter can ask jill out? he is always there. finally, it has been pointed out that biden dropped out on national ice cream day. even more ironic it is also national crap your pants day. let's do all monologue. it is weird, joe biden has not been seen since they tossed his carcass from air force one last wednesday. can we at least get proof of life? maybe have him pose holding a copy of today's paper?

then again, we have been asking for proof of life from joe four years. after years of watching him deteriorate, years that the media democrat complex covered it up, joe biden admits he is not up to campaigning like travelling, speaking, not die inc. now they are in a pickle. if joe biden is too far gone to campaign how could he be a main commander-in-chief until january 20th? should they not put him on a nice flow and give it a shove before his addled brain starts world war iii? but if joe can still do the job then did we not just witness a coup orchestrated by obama, clooney, the big coastal donors, and the media, who just replace the candidate simply because he was pulling below trump? according to democrats means he was literally pulling below hitler. but talk about a light --

election interference. somebody get joe scarborough on the phone but do not pull his landline he pulled the cable from the well to make a news. look, biden won those delegates. that means he is the nominee. like his toy fire truck you cannot take it away from him because it is his. i guess you can take it away from him because they just did. trump got the nomination after being tested. in fact,, there was quite a crowd on their debate stage although half of the crowd was chris christie. the fact is trump got the nomination and nobody could take it from him. not so on the left. just ask bernie who the democrats hip checked out of a presidential primary victory twice. for a man his age of broken hip could be fatal. it was polling that got biden out, a bunch of nameless number crunchers just anointed a new candidate. not because biden's iq dropped

lower than his body temperature. if that was a standard how can this woman be the replacement? [laughter] >> what do you want to know. >> greg: yes. that is the laugh of a woman who loves school buses, the shorter the better. they got biden out because it looked like he was going to lose. that is anti- democratic. there is the rub if they say it was not because biden was going to lose but because of his impairment that he has to resign because he is unfit to run and how the hell can he handle foreign policy? they should be saying the same words that i hear out an ugly

man convention, get out of here. but if they say he is fit to be president, then why drop out of the race? they have painted themselves into a corner. of all places, in the oval office. the system is delegate a candidate not nominate a candidate until it looks like he is not going to win. that is an attack on democracy they are overwriting the voters. if that had been a standard on the right trump would have been ousted in 2016 and we likely would have gotten four years of hillary and jesse and me would be found to the trunk of a car. there could be something else going on here. is there more to joe tropic out then we know? something to do with butler, pennsylvania? i am not suggesting that the democrats tried to have joe biden killed -- trump killed, of course,, hillary is retired. she cannot climb a slanted roof

without twisting something. remember secret service director kimberly cheatle was on the secret -- security detail. she reportedly pushed for joe biden to get the job. de i director gets his shot and a phony doctor can give you first-aid. but what if when resources are allotted favourites are played with experience and manpower? it is pretty clear the white house did not take threats to trump seriously. would this have been negligent by derangement? shared antipathy for trump? it looks like the democrats are embracing common-law whom joe has endorsed although at this stage he mistakes her for opera. but she faces a dilemma she cannot possibly pick up vice president more competent than she is she cannot afford to be overshadowed so where will she find a politician even more clueless and incompetent than she is? is there somebody worse out there?

wait a minute, i have an idea. kamala, joe, just trade places. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. he won a golden glove for his prostate exams, dr drew pinsky. her red meat is always kosher. reporter emily austin! she is a backseat driver, according to arresting officers, new york times best-selling author kat timpf! and he is like a salvation army, elderly women keep panting there close to him. new york times best-selling author and comedian tyrus. >> greg: tyrus, i am going to go to you first because we have not talked to since even before the assassination. >> yes. >> greg: what have you to say about these events? >> you leave for two weeks and

all hell breaks loose. i don't even know i mean what the hell? it is like seven where were you moments? i guess if you want to talk about kamala we can do that. but. >> greg: we can save her for later. >> i agree with you 1000 % there was no path to victory so i quit. that is basically what that is there is no path to victory. we saw scientific history made during the attempted assassination of president trump. the first time in recorded history we have seen a bullet bleed. blue blood on his air and then shortly after that i think the speech from chuck norris was particularly touching as he stepped down as the world's strongest badass and you gave that title to president trump. so all chuck norris jokes you take chuck out and you put president trump in. that is how it works.

everybody knows that was bipartisan everybody worked together for that. pretty excited about that. i was on tour at the time. i was in oklahoma win the assassination happened, i screamed bloody murder because at the bodyguards. and then everybody keeps talking about their heroes. it could be the bravest hero in the world but genetically you never should have been in that position ever. you cannot bodyguard somebody you are smaller than. that iconic picture of trump with his fist up will be a statue guaranteed somewhere some day. but in the bodyguard community that is the worst picture i have ever seen in my life. [applause] it is. because again seeing this made me think of if greg was protecting me.

where he would be like this and it is on my leg. and then kat runs and like i have you! and the two of them are like this. and my thighs could not be safer. unfortunately my major organs are up here. >> greg: but your femoral artery will be protected. >> it is the worse it was shocking because the president was too strong for the people who take them down. he should have never got up here. as awesome as that was he never should have gotten back up on the stage. that is a hot box when you are in danger snatch, grab. and i get my shoes? no. no. no! from that perspective it was absolutely horrible. >> greg: doctor drew what do you make of my theory that the democrats up with themselves and a box? that they say that biden is

incompetent and to cannot be president but if they say he is competent that it was a coup? >> you spelled it out exactly. i immediately thought of kat trying to protect you. >> she would. >> but push you in a car, right? >> if they were driving cars kat would've given you the... >> my arm would snap off. >> exactly right. >> i agree, they are in a box. i was looking at the 25th the bed but do you realize it takes the vice president at a single cabinet member to invoke the two the fifth amendment? i was thinking to myself the vp seems to be motivated to want to activate this. >> greg: a threat. >> i wonder if it was a threat and i wonder if they gave him some positive stroke. you note nancy pelosi said we can do with the easy way or the hard way. you can imagine the easy way is we will forgive hunter and do all of these things the hard way i don't even know what that would have been like.

>> greg: it is interesting they probably gave him a golden parachute. he will have a beautiful library, right? he can get lost in. emily, can we trust anything about the story? do we will -- do we really know anything about what happened? there were so much. >> what started as a joe biden issue which is obviously his cognitive disability to run a country, ultimately escalated into something so much bigger. it started off okay he is not capable. but the gas lighting not only from the democratic party but from the media lying to us repeatedly that he is as sharp as a tack and he can run this country and lead it now we see it that was a lie. that was merely the straw that broke the camels back. the reality is that this lie has been going on for years. now we are left with a sense of dishonesty from the democratic party that we cannot trust them. honestly i think dave said it

best. he said that biden is not running again because of the owners. only because the american people now found out about the owners and they cannot hide it from us anymore. trump was handed this broken country that has never been more polarized and it will be his role to fix it. >> nobody you can trust except the show. >> greg: exactly. [applause] >> greg: kat, do you think that kamala is thinking if she performs worse than joe biden they can pull a similar trick on her? if they're pulling does not improve the situation they can have an open convention? >> there was some other really big news over the weekend that i am surprised you do not include in the monologue. >> the finale of love island. >> greg: what happened? >> okay well it is over now i am like what my going to do? but think about this.

the finale of love island was this weekend? what a six weeks to be locked away in a villa on fiji without your phone. >> greg: that is true. >> they just got out and what do you tell them first? >> greg: do you think they were news junkies? >> but first of all you can burst merch the cast of love island that is very on brand for you but regardless i feel like the assassination of a former president attempt attempted assassination that he was actually shocked and then also biden dropping out of the race i mean what would you even tell them first? did they start laughing? would they have been like you can't possibly? i mean what a six weeks. >> greg: you gave me an idea for a great reality show where you put people separated and then you'd like to them when they come out. >> but also it is not over yet. >> greg: they go out and you go that you would not believe what has happened half of the

united states has been disappeared. >> i don't know how you can get crazier than this. also after the debate i remember when biden was going to the press conference and we thought if he was going to drop out it would be like an oval office address. the dewdrops out on twitter. it is like you can't... it is also crazy in ways that none of us can expect. where is he? >> to that point the fact they give so little information about so many things because in conspiracy theories to flourish all over the place. and what do they expect? this is so bizarre that from the secret service to the white hawks. >> greg: i believe it is a clear path to the secret service. >> i'm sorry i was on vacation but i'm getting upset. is nobody paying attention that how trying this is to president biden that he has to be reminded every morning that he lost his job. he goes to bed you are president he accept you were out. what they are doing is like a really bad buffet.

making everybody sick instead of getting new food they just put a sign up that says under new management. and that is all kamala is. >> greg: we must move on.org. up next, why no democrat is keen on challenging the... queen a. >> announcer: if you would like tickets to see "gutfeld!" like tickets to see "gutfeld!" go to foxnews slash gutfeld and click on the link to join the audience. combination of herbs, iberogast helps relieve six digestive symptoms to help you feel better. six digestive symptoms. the power of nature. iberogast.

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>> announcer: a story and words. >> greg: who will run against kamala? this is an interesting thing. obama did not endorse kamala. and stead saying that the

democrats would pick and unstick -- outstanding democratic nominee. >> i think he is worried about the -- legality about all of this. the guy is an constitution academic and the guy keep saying uncharted waters. he is right they are doing things without necessarily the constitutional authority to do these things. it seems to me that is what it looks like he is working about to me. maybe i am really good too much. >> greg: i think there might be some bad blood as well between the first black president and the possibly first black female president. >> bill clinton doesn't like kamala? >> greg: nicely done. all right, what do you think, emily? do you think the democrat party can afford to bypass kamala for somebody else at? that sends a message that goes against there overall message of

identity. >> because their messages are so honest. i think we are giving obama way too much credit for bring about the legality about this i think they lost their moral compass a long time ago. personally i know she endorsed kamala but i think the only person that can stick with the path of least resistance in this fight will be hillary clinton. everybody disagrees because of her endorsem*nt. but i think because she has been down this road she has campaigned against him i do not think that she stands a chance but i think it will be the least embarrassing path the democrats can take. why obama has not said anything i think that in and of itself is already sent a message of uncertainty. i can name you more about what michelle obama has done as a first lady then what kamala is done as a vice president. she was assigned one task that the board under control. can sheep which is not anymore than she has? secondly, maybe obama is not saying anything because he might

be chirping. i do not think that is not far-fetched. >> greg: i do not think he wants that. he has a good life. >> exactly. say what you will about obama, he is an incredibly skilled politician. that is exactly what he is doing here. he said either extraordinary confidence the leaders of our party will be able to process when an outstanding nobody emerges. he sounds amazing while saying nothing. >> greg: yes. >> that is what i strive for also. >> maybe not so much people who watch this channel but overall people love obama. he is very popular. why would he get involved in the nuts and bolts and ins and outs of this fight when he can just chill, sit down -- sit back, considered to be the guy that everybody loves a, and enjoy his netflix money. like i'm not getting involved. why what he? >> also from a black perspective when you see a bunch of crimes going on around you and you do

not want to be connected you say things like i'm sure the best person one because i am not involved in this at all. this is unconstitutional and people will probably end up in jail because of this. i am sure the most legal way to have somebody in there is it just cold black for money is big and i am not in it. >> too late to sit this one out. >> greg: like they dragged him back in. the guy a week away from retirement. >> all he did was treat something. he showed up to the oval office with his notebook. where do i put myself? >> white males were on the list of potential running mates. >> greg: look at her husband. >> you know what they say once you go white you can't go... >> hey, don't say that, typist. >> she also named all of her potential opponents as potential vps. >> greg: you know what that is called? the sales.

this is great for a family road trip. you have already put in your head that you are buying a car. she is kicking a potential running mates so those people think i will be vp instead i will run against her. i think that was very sharp on her part. very surprising if you ask me. and you did ask me. or you would not be here, what you? what is that voice telling me? kill dr drew. >> go to commercial. >> greg: go to commercial okay. up next, answers were demandeds but shoue was less than candid. s in adults 50 years and older. shingrix does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients or to a previous dose. an increased risk of guillain-barré syndrome was observed after getting shingrix. fainting can also happen. the most common side effects are pain, redness, and swelling at the injection site, muscle pain, tiredness, headache, shivering, fever, and upset stomach. ask your doctor or pharmacist about shingrix today.

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ever. probably for good reason. secret service director kimberly cheatle was more elusive than a racehorse at a slaughterhouse. tried hard not to answer questions about the attempted assassination of former president donald trump. nine days after the attack on trump she had zero answers. >> were you guessing or lying when you said he did not turn down request for president trump's detail? >> neither there were sufficient resources. >> what you say? did you say they were sufficient resources? >> i don't have the full content of what has search is where i did not have an answer. again i do not have those specific timelines and so i will not provide a name. i believe the fbi is still looking to that on their investigation. i do not have all of the answers on the timelines. not to my knowledge. i'm not certain. i'm not certain. i'm not covering anything else. >> greg: if only donald trump was as guarded as she was. a little play on words for you

kids who are interested in english language at home. keep score, or don't. emily, she did not come off as trustworthy to me. how can she be in charge of she knows nothing. >> honestly right after this trial the way she embarrassed herself it is really disgraceful that she does not resign immediately and they waited for signatures to try to force her to resign it was just embarrassing to the american people and her own reputation. more importantly the only silver lining in this horrible and it's hard saying this out loud but what happened was so outrageous it was bipartisan that every democrat and republican in that hearing today could agree that this was almost too outrageous to have been an accident. i have been called a conspiracy list all day over but the series of events that occurred that day are far too negligent for anybody to believe these were all coincidences and accidents. it was may be coordinated

negligence would somebody need to take accountability for it and her lack of answers point it directly to the answer that she needs to take true accountability for it. >> greg: it is really amazing, it is a very unique event that gets aoc to sound like an adult. that was mind blowing to me. i think went off on gun control which was hysterical. i seem to think that you would be better at this job than she went without any prior experience. >> you do not have to be good at that job. apparently. at first i was like man, if i were her and i was in that position i would be freaking out weigh more than she is freaking out. i would be so nervous. but then i realized that i am wrong in thinking that because i don't work for the secret service. i work in the private sector. meaning i actually have the possibility of facing consequences for my behaviour. that does not really happened in the government very often. i mean think about it it was such a good illustration of why

there is no accountability. people are trying to get her to say he was responsible and she said people. >> greg: yes, people. >> people. and if you cannot name that you cannot fire the person. it is like she is chill because why would she resign? because that is a decent thing to do? since when has anybody cared about that in the government? >> greg: i was listening to her. tyrus, it reminded me of every person i have encountered at a rental car company. no i said... >> might have been where they got her from. i want a car now. well you are -- you are either stupid or complacent either way you cannot do the job. again this is the de i. the biggest question that should be there is they coincidences

that are just too ridiculous to ignore. dr president jill suddenly needed on the day of the former president who just kicked their ass in every possible phase needed more detail on her on the day that just so happened that a lone gunman climbed a sloped wall that was not covered. i mean i was say one thing i think we all need to shut up and stop talking about our opinions and just let it play out. just watch the video from the people out there. watch the squirms watch the thing. she has no idea what it was. do you think somebody was when you say gei we have to be consistent. when you put idi in that position they are there to be there they did not make make the decisions. she has no clue because that is not if i am on my bar to guard watch -- body -- bodyguard watch

and i know everything. every guy would have to write down what happened. how many times did you p.? i would know everything. because you need to do everything. the because it could have been the p. break that was the reason that somebody got shot. so this is my men i do not know how this happened i am dealing with this and prepare because you care. but we watched for the last eight years all of these martyrs whether they are on msnbc. first of all we should be calling for the resignation of everybody who sat there and said is this a flake? there is a dead father. a man who lost his life. just off that alone wear is the remorse? where is they hurt? it is a higher power. if you break a few likes and that has been the administration's whole thing. again, i don't have to make any predictions. anybody with half a brain can lay it out. this should not take 60 years. >> greg: but she is so good at it. >> she will play easy now she

does not any -- no anything but that is what we will get because she is not a pro player. >> greg: dr chu you are a psychologist. no? go ahead. some say you are a psychologist. >> okay. that is true. >> greg: i say you are a psychologist and a sex therapist. it struck me how ambivalent as tyrus pointed out how ambivalent she was. she is not going to be suited she has this immunity i would think. why is she so ambivalent? is there something wrong there? >> i thought she was dissociating. i thought that they hit her so hard she numbed up and was not fully present. kat was saying how difficult it would be to take that but i am not sure that she was there for it all. in reality there were comments made that one user brought up that jill got 12 from before. i believe those were the

numbers. bizarre. the other thing somebody else brought up as why aren't we hiring press conferences everyday up to take us about what you do know. what is it that you know? so i know nothing does not asked by your confidence nine days out. it is disgusting. they use the word disgusting repeatedly. that is how i do not know who ordered afghanistan's the same person. dr president jill. the same person. >> people. >> greg: yes. >> they know it was definitely people. >> and all of the squirrels that were sweating bullets. >> they narrowed it down. people. >> greg: all right, she hass it). coming up with it be a he or she win kamala picks her vp?

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my own with no help from my sister. presidents choose a vice president's who cannot and must not outshine them. is there a way around that? kind of like what obama did with biden. it was like young black old white. young black old white. hillary clinton. she could leap over this thing and help kamala across the finish line. what say you of my theory? >> that is really tough because i disagree with that but i love your sister. >> like trump old white. >> pulling some heat. >> greg: its a show people. >> i do not want to disperse your sisters take but if it is your take i do not like it. 's me to my take. why do you disagree? >> have we not learned that the

branch does not work very well. i mean tyrus and i were talking about this on the brake i think if he chooses somebody more moderate i think that could actually be something that would get independence interested. i think the democrats and the republicans as well a lot of people it does not matter who is on it it is like team read and team blue. this also happened in the first place in my opinion the only way we got in this position was unacceptable for democrats for whatever reason saying that man does not look like he is okay. even though anybody could see that that man was not okay. so i think that a lot of people, it does not matter, but if you put a moderate in there. >> greg: moderate, tyrus. do you have any suggestions to help miss harris? >> a kid rock would be good. >> hulk hogan. >> hulk hogan is phenomenal.

he is available. >> greg: how about a swarthy kevin sorbo? >> no shirt. >> if they were smart they would be calling yank saying we need a numbers guy. honestly i talk about this all the time i will say it we. we did not know how to play in the league. this would be a game changer. we need to be aware of that. this is not a time to frolic and high-five. you need to pay close attention because she has 1100 delegates already they are all fall they can line. they will go for a rock star. they will go for somebody that will get attention going and can challenge and run at jd. >> greg: hillary. >> the one thing i have learned this is coming from misogynistic toxic alpha male. but the one thing i have learned what it comes from women you do not go from queen be two queen bee. this does not happen. she is not running for president and then being vice president. >> greg: what if they struck a

deal. that is disgusting. >> a strong christian english name. i like it. >> greg: dr drew i do not think that any vp will help her unless it is a name. >> i agree with you completely. but she might come up with somebody, right? this is going to seem may be silly but i don't understand if rfk is taking a certain percentage of the populist why doesn't somebody try to cozy up to him? that seems interesting but it seems too far away from her platform. >> greg: i think so. that is an interesting i do not consider that. because that did not fall into it is hillary. >> or michelle. >> greg: michelle is not happening. >> somebody running for president and think you know what? i will be vp. >> i think bobby is presidential anyways he makes the most sense out of every democratic

candidate i have seen it. but andrew yang is very popular. i am surprised for part -- party that prides themselves on diversity he is not there. but i cannot think of one name that will allow them to be selected. i did not know who they need to convince. >> greg: they do not have to win it. >> just like kat said at least resistance and leased... >> robert downey junior everybody loves her -- him as iron man. >> after the assassination attempt this is trump's election. at this point it does not matter they have lost the selection. >> greg: i would not be so confident. do not clap. you guys have to listen to tyrus. >> act like we are losing. >> greg: act like you are losing. because remember two words. the roadway. jesse everyday.

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you guessed it, et cetera. >> greg: a continuation of an earlier story. democrats mark trump. tyrus, they find out democrats are now finally focusing on age. what a surprise. suddenly now it is bad to be old. pretend you are a democrat pundit. [applause] >> that is my fault. that is my fault. asked me the question. >> greg: so, are you surprised. >> i will see y'all in two weeks. pretend he asked the question. hey, tyrus, it is greg. he's too old to run. bullet proof. it is fine. bulletproof. understand? he got shot in the ear by his

brain. he would have finished the speech if his bodyguards were this a much shorter. >> greg: kat? i do not think this age thing is going to work unless they do it strictly visually. put kamala up against trump but other than that when he talks there is no difference. >> he is old, he is, is quite old actually. but that is the number of his age. what do you want me to do about that exactly? and the republicans did spend a lot of time focusing on it. i said with me and biden it was never the age. it was he was not old -- he was an old 81. it is not about the number there was something cognitively wrong. >> neurodegenerative disorder. he had two brain surgeries already and he is predisposed to that.

there was a difference between aging and neurodegenerative disorder and trump is a 39-year-old waiting at the wings. >> again tyrus says getting shot and being okay definitely inspires confidence. >> not only shot but he was biden -- body to the floor. from that impact biden would have died. >> little tiny bodyguards? he would have caught them. >> he would have went just walk. >> imagine getting bad -- getting back up you would be so stiff. >> greg: idea for a movie called little bodyguards. >> i have to be honest with you one of my dreams was to make it financially off to where i can hire little tiny white bodyguards to walk around me. >> greg: it is like protective things were somebody is coming out to just lift one of them up. >> i am always worried about my knees so i need somebody to

protect my knees. >> greg: but trump is as sharp as he has been. >> seem so. >> greg: it will be great to watch a complete turn now that it is okay to be ageist. >> you accuse me of being a psychologist so let's use a psychological term which is projection. they have perfected projection. anything they are going to do they will accuse you of. when ever somebody with narcissistic tendencies says you are i want you to hear i am. >> greg: you are very sexy. >> i am. >> greg: do not go away. we will be right back. to help you feel better. six digestive symptoms. the power of nature. iberogast. have you ever thought of getting a walk-in tub for you or someone you love?

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